For those of you who did not have the inexplicable privilege of reading my last blog, which was written by a little baby bean version of myself that hadn’t quite grasped the concept of conveying typewritten sarcasm, or the knowledge of what ‘readable content’ actually meant, let me introduce myself.

My name’s Alice, I’m twenty-two and from a small village in Scotland where not very much happens. This blog will be filled with all kinds of thought nuggets that I produce over the coming months, whether this being personal anecdotes, diary entries or even waxing lyrical about the wonder that is Grey’s Anatomy, we shall just see where the internet takes us.

Basically, there’s a twenty-something disastrously stumbling her way through life and you’re now being brought along for the ride. Congratulations!